dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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