so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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