Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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