We named our party play list daddy issues
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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