wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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