so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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