Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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