is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You don't make any sense
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maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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