very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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