You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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