Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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