You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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