so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize