Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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