can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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