This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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