butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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