Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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