Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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