dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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