you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
