Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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