Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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