Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
what day is it and did you see me today?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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