chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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