Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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