Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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