I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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