Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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