I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
50% drunk capacity currently
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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