if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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