Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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