I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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