She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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