Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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