I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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