Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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