When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
