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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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