i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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