your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The adults are the big ones right?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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