i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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