Plan B is the new Plan A
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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