the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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