There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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