that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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