i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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