I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
this beer tastes like vomit already
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
