Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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