Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
FUCK WHALES
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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