I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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