well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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