It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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